Anyone who knows me knows damn well that I think the global warming movement is a giant load of crap… I for one feel that our temperature is a direct result of our sun’s activity, not man’s. I’m pretty quiet when it comes the global warming hysteria because I figure in time the freak-out will pass and I’ll be able to point and "Hah-Ha!" like Nelson Muntz… and after all, I’m no expert yet I still know more than you.
I was fine waiting for the "Ha-Ha! "day in near silence until some bat-shit-crazy scientists started calling hamburgers the Hummers of food global warming. That’s right… some wacky scientists have been hitting the medical marijuana hard again and have claimed that my dearly beloved gifts from God known as hamburgers are bad for the environment!
Well, you know what Mr. I-Need-To-Get-Out-More scientists? How about worrying less about methane from cow manure and more about finding a cure for cancer? Keep your insane theories away from my red meat! My oh so tasty red meat. This is how it starts people… first they move in on the red meat, then they say eating a pound of bacon in one sitting isn’t healthy!
Stop the insanity before it’s too late! Get to the nearest In-And-Out, Whataburger, Fuddruckers or Jack in the Box as soon as freaking possible! Just say no to Chick-fil-A for a day and show hamburgers that you still love them regardless of what the mean, crazy scientists say.
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